Reptar Bars: A Front?

What's the truth behind this candy?

Those of you who have been following this blog are aware that 1. the show Rugrats has a deeper darker side going on underneath and 2. It has aspects based in reality. Well I have discovered even more.

The famed Reptar Bars from the show ARE REAL

That's right! The candy bars from the show exist in real life! They are currently being sold in FYE stores, and in Walmart. For up to $13 PER BAR.

Absolutely Ridiculous!

Who in the world would or could afford to spend that much money on a single candy bar? Unless perhaps, this was some sort of money laundering scheme. It's well known that high priced art auctions are often used to launder dirty money, but candy bars? It may be a possibility. They must be doing something with all that money.

And that's not even mentioning that the bars LITERALLY TURN YOUR TONGUE GREEN! Is this a signal to other partakers of the candy? Some sort of mark to let people know you're in the club? Or is it a chemical causing a permanent change in your body chemistry? Whatever the truth may be, it is clear that there is some shady stuff around this alleged children's candy.